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The fabric weight of 8.0 oz\/yd² (271.25 g\/m²) ensures warmth without bulk, while the air-jet spun yarn provides a smooth feel with reduced pilling for long-lasting softness.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned as comfortable streetwear and unisex casual wear, this hooded fleece top features a double-lined hood with matching drawcord to keep you warm and shielded from chilly winds. Athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex offer stretch and durability, maintaining shape wash after wash. The quarter-turned body avoids creases down the middle for a neat appearance, while double-needle stitching on the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem adds strength to withstand daily wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis NOFO Clothing apparel piece includes a front pouch pocket for convenient storage or hand warming. It is ethically sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador and made on demand to reduce overproduction—reflecting thoughtful purchasing decisions that support sustainability. Please note that the white color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eKey features:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- 50% pre-shrunk cotton \/ 50% polyester blend for softness and durability\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Heather Sport Dark Navy variant: 40% cotton \/ 60% polyester\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Fabric weight: 8.0 oz\/yd² (271.25 g\/m²) balances warmth and breathability\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Air-jet spun yarn reduces pilling for long-lasting smoothness\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord provides extra warmth\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex ensure a snug fit\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Quarter-turned body design prevents center crease for polished look\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem enhance durability\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Front pouch pocket offers practical storage\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Ethically sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Made on demand to minimize waste and overproduction\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis relaxed fit hoodie is ideal for anyone seeking casual outerwear that combines humor with function. Whether lounging at home or stepping out on cooler evenings, this soft cotton hoodie delivers comfort without sacrificing style. 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