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The pre-shrunk jersey knit fabric maintains its shape wash after wash, while ribbed cuff shirts keep sleeves in place for a polished look. The seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar adds durability, complemented by a double-needle bottom hem for enhanced longevity. Taped neck and shoulders reduce irritation, and the quarter-turned construction prevents creases down the middle, maintaining a neat appearance all day long.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose this men's casual shirt for versatile business casual wear or laid-back weekend outings. It’s made on demand by NOFO Clothing Company, reducing overproduction and supporting thoughtful purchasing decisions. Each shirt is crafted especially for you once ordered, which may slightly extend delivery time but ensures quality and sustainability.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eKey features:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 100% cotton fabric (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester) → soft, breathable fabric shirt that feels great all day\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Relaxed fit shirt design → comfortable men's top that moves with you\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Pre-shrunk jersey knit → maintains size and shape after multiple washes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Ribbed cuff shirt sleeves → secure fit without constriction\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' collar → durable neckline that resists wear\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Double-needle bottom hem → enhanced garment longevity\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Taped neck and shoulders → reduces irritation for all-day comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Quarter-turned to avoid center crease → keeps your look sharp\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis men's long sleeve tee is a true men's wardrobe essential blending humor with functionality. Whether you’re dressing for casual weekend plans or need a relaxed business casual wear option, this shirt delivers comfort and style in one package. The NOFO Clothing Company backs this product with quality craftsmanship, reflecting their commitment to sustainable fashion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eSize guide:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLength (inches) \/ Width (inches):\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eS: 28 \/ 18\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eM: 29 \/ 20\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eL: 30 \/ 22\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eXL: 31 \/ 24\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2XL: 32 \/ 26\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3XL: 33 \/ 28\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eNote: Due to fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd this long sleeve tee to your collection today and enjoy a comfortable fit paired with a witty message that speaks to your personality. 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